They're At It Again

When we last met ”Keith”, he was busy with his product placement and attempting to interest us in the visceral world of sausage casings. He must have been checking sales orders, because he has clearly decided that flesh and offal are a lost cause as far as this family is concerned. Adopting an obscure cognitive model, he has now theorized that we are more likely to buy up-scale female athletic clothing. You know, a kind of G.I. Jane meets Heidi Klum line of garments. Wrong again, Keith. Did you miss the first week of Marketing 101? The other day a catalog arrived from Title Nine. Cute name, bad idea. Anyone who knows me understands I am unlikely to be scaling the North face of the Eiger anytime soon, and I am not one of those women who goes to the supermarket looking like she’s just come from a vigorous workout.

Nice try, Keith. Can’t wait to see what comes next.